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idiots! [4. November, 2008 | 02:28 pm]
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not those kind, but these kind. the kind that think i'm an idiot (also, the kind that beg for a response).

the email below is also amusing just because someone actually bought that domain for me years ago as a, well, a strange kind of present (that he never actually gave me). and, he never renewed it (thank goodness).


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Re: Regarding your domain name bluemekka.net
Tuesday, November 4, 2008 2:27 PM
From: "audra davis" <bluemekka@yahoo.com>
To: shawnwilson54@googlemail.com

Why would I buy it from you when a) you don't own it already and b) I can buy it myself for 10 bucks?

On Tue, 11/4/08, shawnwilson54@googlemail.com wrote:

From: shawnwilson54@googlemail.com
Subject: Regarding your domain name bluemekka.net
To: bluemekka@yahoo.com
Date: Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 12:40 PM

Hi,

I wondered if you would be interested in buying the .COM version of your domain name bluemekka.net for $195?

Let me know.
Shawn.


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in other news, i just went to vote during my lunch hour -- best decision ever! (besides the ones i made in the booth, of course.) there was barely a line at 1:30 compared to the mass of people around the block at 9 a.m. this morning.

ta da!
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[User Picture]From: [info]mteson
2008-11-04 10:59 pm (UTC)

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Yeah but in the morning it was fun! Yay community!
From: (Anonymous)
2008-11-25 04:19 am (UTC)

Guess I'm one too

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Our mutual friend Shawn has now emailed me, wanting to sell the .com domain of which I already own the .us

I found you because I typed his email address into google.

My response to him:

Shawn,

Thanks for the tip, are you a f%#k*n idiot? Why on earth would I purchase a domain which can easily be acquired by anyone from a reputable and certified domain registrar for a fraction of the outrageous sum you propose?

Shawn, here's the secret, if you want to be a successful domain leech. YOU HAVE TO PURCHASE THE ADDRESS FIRST! See, if you OWN the domain, then MAYBE, someone might BUY it from you. Its a difficult concept to understand - I know, but you hang in there and keep trying. If it doesn't work out, you might try a myriad of these other profitable web businesses:

Selling viagra or any other male enhancement pills.
Hawking lower mortgages, interest rates or high-limit credit cards.
Peddling on-line degrees in 2-months, or getting government grants

There's a million of 'em

I know this may come as a shock to you but I am regretfully declining your generous offer.

By the way, I went an registered the domain you offered for $9 and I am now in the envious position of offering it to you for a mere $795,000,000

Let me know.
Jeff